After a particularly nasty troll invasion, YTT is on its last legs, but we're still going strong, which is more than we can say for Kai's relationship with Chrith Anuth. As of a few weeks ago, the thummer lahve is over. Apparently Kai smothered him and he was disturbed by the snaps she'd send him of Gracie. He told her that he "wasn't ready" and gave her a "it's not you, it's me" typa speech (No, Kai, it really is you, creepy pedophile).
She and Chrith lasted for eight weeks. To real adults, eight weeks is nothing, but to someone with a 7th grade mentality, it's an eternity. Kai's really mourning the fact that she is no longer being carted around for Taco Bell and will never be given carte blanche to his debit card.
Chrith has moved on and has graced us with some particularly bad poetry and a blurb about being stalked by his ex.
Kai's having a hard time moving on and is busy posting about how much it hurts to lose love, making videos announcing rather tearfully, how happy she is being single, and generally making a fool of herself by trying to make Chrith jealous with some mysterious guy "Joey". We all know Joey is imaginary and "he'll" go the way of Benny, the imaginary boyfriend from last year. Oh whale!
She's announced that she wouldn't be showing Gracie anymore. That lasted a whole day (which of course is the equivalent to a year in Kaiville) the snap she posted, showed Gracie's legs, complete with the caption "Gracie's long legs!". Nothing creepy there. Other than exploiting her child and bragging about her mailbox (yes, really) she's boring as hell, somehow she thinks dumbass pictures of her penpal letters and coffee pictures will keep us talking about her. But we have a new blawg and Grathie still can't talk, tho that's good!
Thursday, August 31, 2017
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
New trolls, Kai rolls, new blog, same ol' hog
HAYYYYY GUISE!
Hey, hey priddy ladies! We've needed a new blog for sometime. A place to go when YTT is tits up or you're sick of the grannies, or sick of the long winded bullshit that has been hashed, rehashed, fried, baked and seared one too many times [not that there's anything wrong with that, but when YTT is down, how the fuck can we write our long winded posts?!]. Personally, I miss the MoarFail days where anything went. Kai was entertaining, Momo thought of us as her personal sounding board and Lisa was drunk [well, she's still drunk, tho that's good!]
Latest news on the Kai-front: She's an ultra buthy mawm, when she isn't snapping Gracie in Kai-esque poses and proving to us that she's thuch a good mawm, she's playing with her washi tape and writing to her penpals [begging for stickers, food, and gift cards, no doubt] she's OBSESSED with her washi tape collection, just what one would expect from a 27 year old mother. She has a new boyfraaan, the memorably hideous Chris Enos, aka Chrithpth Anus aka Ploig aka Invisible Chode and his Receding Hairline. Seriously, this guy is 25 but he looks like a badly aged 49 year old hermaphrodite, complete with moobs and bass lips reminiscent of the juan fish Momo tortured with a cheeto. He's a narcissistic sociopath with a penchant for bad poetry and even worse Haiku's, he has had many long term [six months or less] relationships and he's been "engaged" more times than his fat fingers can count. Kai is IN LAHVE and has never felt like this before. Maltt doesn't count because he had the audacity to become schizophrenic. How dare he! Kai has never been known for her taste in "boys" and this one is without a doubt, the ugliest, creepiest, most deviant vibed of them all, but he's got the mandatory car, penis and wallet that Kai so desperately craves in a companion. Bonus! He's even got a pulse! He's so repulsive, he makes Momo's Homer look like a real life Prince Eric. For once, Momo is better than Kai. Speaking of Momo, she's spending her time thinking deep thoughts about fruit and wondering why people are constantly trying to run her off of the road. Jealousy, no doubt.
Gorky is three years old and can barely talk, wobbles when she walks and apparently throws huge temper tantrums when she's left in the care of her sister-mawm. It's been said that she bites herself, too but that's to be taken with a grain of salt, which brings me to my next point.
The GM "I said it so it's true" days are over. Actual receipts or shut the fuck up. We're not going to believe a person no matter who you PM trying to convince them that your dirt is real. We have a couple of members [I won't call them PL's] who have taken to PMing a few people with dirt, wanting those PL's to convince the rest of us. The days of verifiers are over, too, if you have dirt, post it, if not then don't go getting cryptic on us. Ain't nobody got time for that. And if it's good enough to share with a couple of people, it's good enough to share with the whole group. 😒
Hey, hey priddy ladies! We've needed a new blog for sometime. A place to go when YTT is tits up or you're sick of the grannies, or sick of the long winded bullshit that has been hashed, rehashed, fried, baked and seared one too many times [not that there's anything wrong with that, but when YTT is down, how the fuck can we write our long winded posts?!]. Personally, I miss the MoarFail days where anything went. Kai was entertaining, Momo thought of us as her personal sounding board and Lisa was drunk [well, she's still drunk, tho that's good!]
Latest news on the Kai-front: She's an ultra buthy mawm, when she isn't snapping Gracie in Kai-esque poses and proving to us that she's thuch a good mawm, she's playing with her washi tape and writing to her penpals [begging for stickers, food, and gift cards, no doubt] she's OBSESSED with her washi tape collection, just what one would expect from a 27 year old mother. She has a new boyfraaan, the memorably hideous Chris Enos, aka Chrithpth Anus aka Ploig aka Invisible Chode and his Receding Hairline. Seriously, this guy is 25 but he looks like a badly aged 49 year old hermaphrodite, complete with moobs and bass lips reminiscent of the juan fish Momo tortured with a cheeto. He's a narcissistic sociopath with a penchant for bad poetry and even worse Haiku's, he has had many long term [six months or less] relationships and he's been "engaged" more times than his fat fingers can count. Kai is IN LAHVE and has never felt like this before. Maltt doesn't count because he had the audacity to become schizophrenic. How dare he! Kai has never been known for her taste in "boys" and this one is without a doubt, the ugliest, creepiest, most deviant vibed of them all, but he's got the mandatory car, penis and wallet that Kai so desperately craves in a companion. Bonus! He's even got a pulse! He's so repulsive, he makes Momo's Homer look like a real life Prince Eric. For once, Momo is better than Kai. Speaking of Momo, she's spending her time thinking deep thoughts about fruit and wondering why people are constantly trying to run her off of the road. Jealousy, no doubt.
Gorky is three years old and can barely talk, wobbles when she walks and apparently throws huge temper tantrums when she's left in the care of her sister-mawm. It's been said that she bites herself, too but that's to be taken with a grain of salt, which brings me to my next point.
The GM "I said it so it's true" days are over. Actual receipts or shut the fuck up. We're not going to believe a person no matter who you PM trying to convince them that your dirt is real. We have a couple of members [I won't call them PL's] who have taken to PMing a few people with dirt, wanting those PL's to convince the rest of us. The days of verifiers are over, too, if you have dirt, post it, if not then don't go getting cryptic on us. Ain't nobody got time for that. And if it's good enough to share with a couple of people, it's good enough to share with the whole group. 😒
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