After a particularly nasty troll invasion, YTT is on its last legs, but we're still going strong, which is more than we can say for Kai's relationship with Chrith Anuth. As of a few weeks ago, the thummer lahve is over. Apparently Kai smothered him and he was disturbed by the snaps she'd send him of Gracie. He told her that he "wasn't ready" and gave her a "it's not you, it's me" typa speech (No, Kai, it really is you, creepy pedophile).
She and Chrith lasted for eight weeks. To real adults, eight weeks is nothing, but to someone with a 7th grade mentality, it's an eternity. Kai's really mourning the fact that she is no longer being carted around for Taco Bell and will never be given carte blanche to his debit card.
Chrith has moved on and has graced us with some particularly bad poetry and a blurb about being stalked by his ex.
Kai's having a hard time moving on and is busy posting about how much it hurts to lose love, making videos announcing rather tearfully, how happy she is being single, and generally making a fool of herself by trying to make Chrith jealous with some mysterious guy "Joey". We all know Joey is imaginary and "he'll" go the way of Benny, the imaginary boyfriend from last year. Oh whale!
She's announced that she wouldn't be showing Gracie anymore. That lasted a whole day (which of course is the equivalent to a year in Kaiville) the snap she posted, showed Gracie's legs, complete with the caption "Gracie's long legs!". Nothing creepy there. Other than exploiting her child and bragging about her mailbox (yes, really) she's boring as hell, somehow she thinks dumbass pictures of her penpal letters and coffee pictures will keep us talking about her. But we have a new blawg and Grathie still can't talk, tho that's good!
Everywhere is :/
ReplyDeleteYeah, it sucks that those trolls will think they won a victory. Too bad it's mostly because Failyn is boring as hell since the end of hope for being the future Mrs. Anus.
ReplyDeleteThe lack of attention is effecting Kaka negatively so there's always that....
ReplyDeleteVery true. She always seems to implode when the boards are quiet (example "taken by Joey").
DeleteShe's on facebook trying to get asspats for OMG a category 4 storm heading her way. Irma, which is currently nowhere near her. Jumping on that Harvey train to get sympathy. Pleaaase let her post that shit on IG and get roasted
Deleterofl gorky up in here talking to herself as usual. get your sausage fingers off that keyboard bbgurl.
DeleteHi
ReplyDeleteHey!
DeleteShe must have done something right to keep you talking about her, lol dumbfuck.
ReplyDeleteOnly retarded shut-in failtrolls have the time to do "daily check in's". What's next? A t'torial on makin' diabeetus coffee? You're so Kai-like! Awwww����
ReplyDeleteMy girls! My girls! My beautiful girls!
ReplyDeleteThis thexual poetry is PLoIG level.
ReplyDeleteMmmm oh yeah. I just shot my wad. Was it as good for me as it was for you? I bet it was!
ReplyDeletePretty sure Lovebug claimed that Gorky is this girl named Vanessa Enlow that works as a cashier at Popeyes Chicken. Searched her real quick, took a quick look at her pics, and I thought to myself "shit, well that makes sense."
ReplyDeleteLink? Social media accounts? Give us something goddamnit.
DeleteDon't leave us hanging if this is legit.
DeleteLol Gorky the fake news failtroll trying to get attention.
DeleteFb search
ReplyDeleteHush now Gork
DeleteDear Lort please let Kai dye her hair purple like she said on Snapchat. Amen.
ReplyDeleteI so want this to happen. Please Lort bless us
DeleteDoes Lana Del Kai not understand sarcasm? WTF? She's always bursting the bubble and stating the obvious.
ReplyDeleteNope, she's a granny. I usually scroll past her posts.
DeleteThe only one I can see having such a hard on for Gorky would be serena.
And no, I'm not Gorky lol
According to Serena Tsang, we're ALL Gorky. She's so pressed that her fweindship with Kai was ruined. Stay pressed, Serena.
DeleteHey, I know! Go and post pictures of your food and your nail polish!
Lana Del Kai needs to find a knitting circle.
Lana Del Kai is getting beyond annoying.
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ReplyDeleteThat was supposed to be the lol crying emoji
ReplyDeleteKaka has started to see a new possible cpw. His name is jay shifflett. You can find him through that name on Facebook and under the name phrozenfate on instagram.
ReplyDeleteOh and his number is 302-258-5146
How do you know they've started seeing each other?
DeleteLMAO his work name tag says "FAS Mart" in one of his instagram selfies!
ReplyDeleteFunny how y'all are complaining about lana del kai here but no juan is sayeen anytheen on ytt?
ReplyDeleteBecause, no one wants to clutter the boards with more infighting shit. She obviously reads here too, so she'll get the message either way. Besides, the whole point of this blog is to bitch about posters. There's been more of that than any Kai info.
DeleteWell said. The only thing I'll add is that I doubt Lana realizes how annoying or granny she is. She's way too much of a granny and a Kai. She didn't even get the pixie haircut milking attempt and she has said, with Kai-like sassiness "I don't care if you all think I'm boring!"
DeleteGracie Downs is the same way. Anyjuan remember her fassy retorts to Gorky when Gorky called her out on her idiocy? Funny shit.
What is more annoying than LDK is you lot on here bitching about her .. move on ffs
ReplyDeleteStay pressed, Lana.
DeleteJust a few things about this Jay Shifflett guy, he seems to be into the alternative scene which may explain why Kailyn has been wearing darker makeup looks recently. He's also been in 3 relationships since last October at least according to Facebook. One of the girls is pregnant but PLs are naught shore if Jay is the baby daddy or if she was pregnant before they started dating. His FB currently says he's single, but Kai is following him on IG and peeplr thayin there might be something going on between them.
ReplyDeleteShe told me she was going on a date with a guy that had longish hair and piercings and weighed 150 lbs less than her. She said he has kids (did not specify how many) that don't live with him. I told her that her gray muumuu was ugly and she shouldn't wear it on her IHOP date. But did she listen to me? Of course not.
DeleteAll signs point to Jay as the latest potential CPW. Dame I hope Chrith writes a poem about this.
He has one kid in another state. Dyes his hair black. Small gauges, lip ring and tongue stud. And his job has benefits! Kai probably thinks that means Ulta points lol
DeleteThank you for posting this new dirt, PL! Only Kai would brag that a guy weighs 150 lbs less than her. He looks to be about 170-180, fuck!! That lays to rest the "how much does she weigh?" She's basically admitted that she's at least 330 pounds. Outing herself as usual, lol! She's way past pluth sized she's now a fucking morbidly obethe hippo.
DeleteInteresting that he has a Delaware area code, do you guys know if that's where his kid is? Did he just move to the thriving metropolis of Bowie?
Jay Shifflet, Chris Enos. All of her CPWs' have named that sound like bowel movements.
Shitlett is even uglier than Anuth, but he's got a job with benefits!! to Kai that means he gets government money and food stamps on top of his paycheck. I bet she thinks she hit the jackpot! She is actually telling people that his job has benefits? I'm surprised she hasn't asked him if he's hourly or salaried or how many raises he's been given.
He's worse than the last one. I hope he sticks around.
That gray muumuu really accentuates her elephant like physique.
DeleteWhat did his past girlfriends look like? Is he a chubby chaser?
DeleteThey're not ugly like Kai. They all have that aly girl/goth vibe that Kai's trying so hard to copy. And they were all normal sizes or skinny, so Kai is definitely a departure for him. I doubt it will go very far.
Deleteinb4 Jay knocks her up and dips out. "The Babydaddy I Thought I Had"
ReplyDeleteChrith is that you?
ReplyDeleteBig Friday date y'all....going to the mall and walkin' around. Unless he ghosts after realizing he really can't be seen in public with her. We may be buh-lessed with chicken finger pics
ReplyDeleteWhere is the proof?
DeleteI have a feeling somejuan is trying to bullshit us once again. Poor Serena, she just can't move on, she must be related to Hillary.
Delete3:30 I love the random Stevie comment haha
ReplyDeletegoing to the mall, she must be freaking out, it's not even her bday!
Friday night
ReplyDeleteCloaca party
The air smells like hotdog water
Friday date is no more...he just wants to be friends...aka he was disgusted the first time he saw the beast in all her giggle exhale glory
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in Bowie, on a cold rainy night.
ReplyDeleteA sound emerges and causes a fright
A clack clack clacking heard out of sight
The sound it grows louder, the residents cower in fear
They shriek in panic, all filled with fear
It's not a hurricane or tornado
That's tormenting them so
The sound so familiar one they all know,
Kailyn's received a new vibrator and it's been quite a while
Since the cloaca was tickled
As smelly as bile.
The miasma pours out from the house on Melling Lane
A giggle exhale escapes like a train.
Your poem is bad and you should feel bad.
DeleteLisa go wash Kai's hair
DeleteThe time is here, Kailyn has a date
ReplyDeleteShe's met a CPW on POF by a twist of fate
She shaves her knuckles and glues on some nails
Feeling herself, the beast giggle exhales
Her buh-raid is styled, her goth makeup 'plied
Gracie and Bella, in fear, run and hide
The beast dons a mumu and her size 10 wide flat shoes
As down the road a busted Ford Pinto moves
The beast emerges from the mansion, from her cloaca mucus does excrete
As her new CPW pulls onto her street
But in the driveway the car doth stall
The beast approaches with her mating call
(Haaaaaay guiiiiiiise!)
The driver feels sick, his face turns white
He throws the car in reverse and takes off into the night
The beast gives chase but her cankles are weak
Onto the road collapses her ape-like physique
As the man races away, car in full throttle
A child on the passing school bus pelts the beast's head with a water bottle
Lisa is on vacation
ReplyDeleteThe mansion is Kai's
She has been planning this evening for days
Her friend arrives at half past nine
Kai busts out the Bacardi and wine
The girls imbibe the drinks they choose
Kai's friend can no longer chew her food
Maltt races home from his shift at Walmart
Eagerly waiting to take his part
You see Kai has planned a kinky time
With Maltt and her friend, drunk on wine
But quickly sour this plan went
Kai attacked her friend without consent
The police are called, sirens blare
Kai is questioned and it made her scared
Still Kai remains horny, she has her needs
So later that night a Guac was conceived
I am mom.
DeleteKailyn is the red dot of Melling Lane.
DeleteSweet
ReplyDeleteand cheap
one for the road
one to wash down
the nasty weed
cruising
after another win
in our town
we lived for football
the typical liason
pretty girls
a night of Strawberry Hill
Chris your poems suck. Go away.
ReplyDeleteThat Pot Pie Princess sure did backpeddle on her claims. I would bet that it's bullshit, I follow him on SC and didn't see anything like that, he hasn't posted anything since the retort to her PM. Pot pie and that Puffy bitch are really trying to convince us that Kai and that guy are together.
DeleteThe name was blacked out. It was a mutual friend. She knew he was posting her messages so went full retard making shit up about the friend being her boyfrahnd. Then he deleted it
DeleteAnd his comment was something about her chasing a man whore instead of focusing on her future
DeleteIs that why Kaka was sperging about people postin' thins' for 'ttention?
DeleteI feel so sorry for the few normal ppl that live in Bowie, if there are any. The place is a cesspool.
ReplyDeleteWho are the two idiot stans that were posted? Random stans or losers like lovebugg? I thought random but then blue was mentioned to come back so I'm confused.
ReplyDeleteI think they were random white knights, although Blue being summoned is totally weird. I'm confused, too.
DeleteThe whole Blue thing is bizarre. I think she might've been in cahoots with Kailyn and/or kailyn's friends. We will never know.
ReplyDeleteI still think Blue is Serena. We will never know, you're right. I'd bet she's still lurking and will resurface as someone else and try her shit again.
DeleteYo, Puffy Cheeks, post some receipts or shut the hell up. I can't tell if your latest post is legit or you're just trying to troll Kai.
ReplyDeleteI lahve how the chicks on YTT drove Blue and Silver away but now all they can do is complain they're bored and miss the daily Snaps (not trying to defend Blue necessarily but it does crack me up)
ReplyDeleteI thought the people who drove Blue out are the same people who post on here? Everyone left on YTT now never really cared because they're all new and basic as fuck.
ReplyDeleteEarn the PL title? What's your obsession with being a "true" PL? It's never that serious, come on!
ReplyDeleteWhat's the matter, did I hit a nerve? I'm aware that it's not that serious, bb. It's not an obsession as it is just plain annoyance with people acting like they know so much about Kai and they don't know jack shit about the beast. They don't even get the long standing inside jokes or Kai-isms or when we're milking her to do something stupid like get a pixie cut.
DeleteNo, you didn't hit a nerve. I actually agree that it's irksome to read all the old tea from new posters. My personal pet peeve are people asking for recaps when they should just read the damn thread. But I would argue that the concept of a "true PL" is even more annoying. YMMV, maybe it's just me. Yeah, it's lame when people don't know what most of us long time Kai voyeurs have already known for ages, but it's to be expected. There's always going to be someone new who stumbles upon Kai and wonders wtf the deal is with her. There's a lull at the moment because she's so boring now, but it's only a matter of time before Kai does something asinine again that everybody can laugh at.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't stand LDK's posts either, so I get it!
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DeleteAgreed. I always side eye the newbies that have hundreds of posts in like, 2 months. And LDK in particular gives me major Kai's Pet Rock vibes.
ReplyDeleteI forgot about KPR! Now that you mention it, LDK is a lot like her, although she hasn't posted personal medical records yet. Remember Growlithe? Those three could be triplets. I think Puffy Cheeks is going to surpass LDK as most annoying. Practically everytime that bitch posts, she acts like she's spilling and it turns out to be pure speculation. I side eye the hundreds of posts newbies, too and the ones who have accounts that are years old but have under 50 posts, I always think they're pulling a GM and juggling accounts, lol.
DeleteAnyone else feel like LDK and SmileGraythee are the same person? Look at their last few posts. Maybe I'm just paranoid.
ReplyDeleteNah you're not paranoid. I had the same thought last night (about LDK and SG being the same person), no lie. I'd bet that LDK has a few accounts she's juggling.
DeleteAnd yeah, why does she feel the need to let us know that she's a lesbian?! She's also whined a lot about being jealous of Kai, like really?! If you're jealous of Kai, you need to rethink your damn life!
SamanthaJeanBrady is another one that grannies nonsensical shit about herself, I.e., working three jobs, having dogs with cataracts, struggling while Kai lays around doing nothing, she must have not gotten the memo that WE DON'T CARE!
Kai is fading into obscurity like a ship sailing off into the night. Her only connection to the world outside of the mansion was her social media 'presence' which is languishing. I suppose she will now sit and rot in the beige mansion until she qualifies for 'My 600 lb life." What a sad, sad existence.
ReplyDeleteYeah it has a few times.
ReplyDeleteDumbass doesn’t consider facebook to be social media. Posting Guac pics like crazy. Today she was alllll alone playing by herself at the indoor playground. A few days ago Madd pushing Guac in the stroller and her feet were almost on the ground. Definite lack of videos and thooo cute thexy pics tho that's good
ReplyDeleteA three year old in a stroller. How fucking sad.
DeleteShe's going to have noodle legs from never using them. Unless, that's the whilcher plan.
DeleteI wish we could post pics here. Her feet hanging down over the foot rest was sad
DeleteI have a theory that they're trying to keep Gracie as delayed as possible so that they will have an excuse to homeschool her. Lisa is way too big of a control freak to let Gracie go to an actual school where MW can't monitor her every action. I swear 20 years from now they'll all still be living in the Beige Dungeon and MW will be pushing 80, raising Gracie's kids.
DeleteNot far fetched actually.
DeleteUgh, I can't stand BGC. Way too much virtue signaling goes on over there.
ReplyDeletehaaay guiiiiiise. *big scary clown grin*
ReplyDeletewhere ith avery juan?
I'm wondering, could Hotdogwater be momo? She admitted to calling MD CPS. hmmmm???
ReplyDeletesounds highly likely. momo is never going anywhere.
ReplyDeleteralphie may died of a heart attack. now his kids will grow up without him. pay attention kai.
I don't believe for one second that someone contacted CPS. I think it's another GM or Fassy situation in the making.
ReplyDeleteI think it's a GM/Fassy thing in the making, too. Very unusual that its just now coming up. HotdogWater was accused of being Momo but she did a Vocaroo proving herself. Even though she's not Mo, she's been trying to make a name for herself. I think she's bullshitting, and as usual the granny sheep are believing it.
ReplyDeleteYes, please let's post here. I can't stand the grannies and the retards, either. Especially MissT, she's so fucking arrogant, like too many of them on there, the only semi cool people left are Anon Flux and Guacee Moree Huge and maybe Hairy Gorilla Beast. The rest of them give me a fucking migraine.
I feel ya re: Greasy's hair. she's borderline retarded like her sistermawm and maw grandma, but she's got thuch priddy hair!!
Kai's double butthole is a poisonous abyss straight out of Dante's Inferno. Davit did drugs, Madd went nuts, I wonder what affliction Chrith will get hahahaha
i agree hotdogwater comes across as a fail troll trying to keep things interesting (and failing) while simultaneously trying to get praise. kai even started posting greasy again once she saw that peoplr thayin she cant post graythie.
ReplyDeletetrouble is kai is so boring theres nothing to say here really. but i liked when we would all chat about other things inbetween kai lulz
Yeah, I wasn't sure if I believed Hotdogwater's story. CPS has been called before and nothing happened. I'd say it's more believable that Madd's family pushed for things to be done and not that contrived story.
ReplyDeleteMadd's family cares as much as the whilchers though, that's the only problem.
Deletewhats everyone doing for halloween? *giggleexhale*
ReplyDeletewho remembers when kai would go to davits halloween parties like 5 houses down? the good ol days. when kai actually left her house and had 3somes and got wasted.
I think it's funny as fuck how YTT has gone from "literally every new user is Momo/GM/Fassy in disguise and any claim of Kailyn doing anything requires 15 pages of proof" to "omg you guys are being so mean to HotDogWater, stop asking for receipts." These sheep are so fucking desperate for tea that they'd believe anything right now. Remember what happened the last time we were all told "don't ask for receipts, just take them at their word because at least it's something to talk about"?
ReplyDelete"Remember what happened the last time we were all told "don't ask for receipts, just take them at their word because at least it's something to talk about"?"
ReplyDeleteim on the edge of my seat.. what?
If you don't know, you can't sit here.
Delete10:45 Do you seriously not know? What the fuck are you doeen here, then? Why aren't you with the ignorant as fuck YTTers who believe everything they're told?
DeleteI'm disgusted but not surprised at how they all jumped on the ones who demanded proof. Sheep indeed. They probably believe everything CNN tells them, too. If Greasy uses this as a way to get back in, it'll serve the idiots right when she dupes the fuck outta them. They've got quite a shitshow of Dumb & Dumber going on, they're all sharing the same five braincells, it's a shame they're not more entertaining, 98% of them give Kai a run for her money in the autistic sperging department. I can't believe YTT was once considered the "elite and feared" group for Kai Gossip and if people posted on both YTT & GG, they'd get crucified and if they made shit up,didn't give proof, there'd be hell to pay? Now it's lamer than GG these days. It got better after GM was outed, now it's a gossip retirement home. Good going, Taj, great job!!
How did you find the blog? You had to have been around.
Deleteim still cackling. the pig had the nerve to state that ytt was once "the elite and feared group for Kai Gossip" i'm sorry say that again? meghan wing is that you dear? have you not found the right anti psychotic for your mental illness yet, girl? its been years. you are clearly living in a delusion, child.
DeleteWho even checks Kai's Reddit anymore? Most of the new people can't even figure out Reddit and Serena Tsang is afraid of Reddit because everyjuan hates her
DeleteSupposedly there is thumthing happening this weekend, a little piggie may have found the one guy in Bowie she hasn't dated yet. But she may only post it on her thuper thecret thnap dammit
ReplyDeletego on...
DeleteA quick coffee date as usual. He's a few years older, no kids, that's about it unfortunately
DeleteNo sneaky date pics, but she is showing a bouquet of flowers,thoooo romantic
DeleteHahaaa wow, she snapped....over a blog, but I'm the retard.
ReplyDelete“Intention”, retarded heffer
ReplyDeleteSo ytt is down, just like I said it would be, we’ll see if taj’s ex will bother to fix it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't down, it was overloaded from Trisha admitting she does porn. If you want to bitch about the site this isn't the place to do it
DeleteCalm down, your momo is showing.
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ReplyDeleteThere are some real dumbasses on there, oh yeah see who she's following on IG, pick out the 1 of maybe 5 guys she follows and BAM that HAS to be the new CPW and they all run with it. *sigh* Ya think a NEW cpw from a dating site would be following Momo too? We got some rocket scientists on there
ReplyDeletelisten here shit for brains. there is no kai drama. stop trying to make kai drama happen. is that starting to sink through to your rotted pig brain yet? can you get that through your thick pig skull once and for all?
Deletejuth let me no if you need any more help getting this information through to your disintegrating porcine brain happy halloween baaiiii
Someone finally talked to Thomas, sounds like he and Kai have never even met, but we got 2 pages of making fun of him tho that's gud. I don’t know why she wouldn't post receipts though
ReplyDeleteTho her and Madd took Guac trick or treating, pulling Guac as Ariel in a fucking wagon. Guess that's a step up from the stroller?
ReplyDeleteDoes it count as trick or treating if her fatass sistermawm could only walk a few steps and later steals her candy? I bet Kai was ready with her basket: "This is MY candy, Grathie!" Nice that they're allowing Madd to participate, I guess
DeleteThe new cpw is a parent's basement dweller as usual, and isn't on much social media. Definitely not on IG. She sees him on Thundays. Chris 2.0
ReplyDeleteShe told me he's been engaged...more than 3 times. Definitely Chris 2.0, but he's older than her.
DeleteRecent facebook post "Taking boyfriend applications". Lol sorry Kai, you've dated Every. Single. Guy within 20 miles who would remotely consider a pump and dump. Gracie who?
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