Kai's big day came and went with only a little Wal-Mart haul to commemorate the festivities. How sad that she waited all year to add more to her hoard and all she got was some face wash and liquid lipsticks to brag about. In other news, she's tipping the scales considerably. A photo shoot in the park highlighted her mammoth proportions and showed us that while Kai has lost interest in penpaling, washi tape, and begging her penpals for candy, she certainly hasn't lost interest in stuffing her face to the gills.
The lulz we thought we had are gone.
In Momo news, in a desperate attempt to once again prove that she's better than Kai, she got knocked up again despite the fact that CPS has a bounty on her uterus. In an effort to show everyone what a great mother she is, she took Clawdia to the beach and built sandcastles with her while serving a nutritious yet scrumptious meal that included all the food groups... SIKE!
While taking Clawdia to the beach is true, Momo REALLY showed us how to parent properly, by laughing at and taunting Clawdia as Clawdia, terrified of the roaring ocean and threatening surf, anxiously tried to run away, searching for safety and comfort all the while crying hysterically. The child was clearly inconsolable and rather than putting her potato phone down and calming her, Momo showed us how real mothers do it by mouth breathing and asking "wutz wrong? Yuh skerred?", all the while filming away and laughing gleefully. Every time Claudia tried getting away, Momo blocked her way "Yuh wan' Muhmah? Huh? Yuh wan' Muhmah?" What a delightful mother and daughter moment, Bowie style!
Pretty soon, Momo will introduce Clawdia to such fun bonding games like "CheetoBass" which, of course, includes shoving as many cheetos into her daughter's mouth while Clawdia sputters for air and turns blue, as Momo laughs with glee asking her "Wutz wrong? Can't yuh breathe? Mebbe yuh need more Cheetos!"
Oh those Bitches of Bowie! Even when the lulz are dead, they still manage to shock and amaze!
Why is this blog dead?
ReplyDeleteThis blog shouldn't be dead. YTT used to be fun. Now it's just long winded posts and stupid Captain Obvious posts. Lana Del Kai thinks that Kai's barely hit the obese category lol. I wasn't aware that 5'3 300 lbs was merely overweight. She's also the one who always guesses Kai's weight to be in the low 200s. She also said that being overweight during Covid is the new normal. She's either stupid or she's a big fat bitch and is as big as Kailyn, and thinks that she, too, is just a super yummy, soft round tummy chubby goorl lol.
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